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Funny as eff!
Guaranteed laughs!
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Ships Fast
We run around the warehouse
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Woman Owned & Operated
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Tackles sensitivity
For people whose facial expressions have absolutely no customer service training. This dusty pink hoodie features “if my mouth doesn’t say it my face will” embroidered on the chest and “please stop talking” stitched on the sleeve — because your patience expired 20 minutes ago. Made with a soft high-quality 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend, a comfortable unisex fit, and minimal shrinkage. Cute, cozy, and incapable of hiding annoyance. Check the size chart for sizing
Fabric: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
Fit: Unisex - see size chart for reference, size chart is in inches.
Returns: If you wish to exchange for a different size, you will be responsible for additional shipping fees. Please see returns policy here.
Note: Orders outside of North America may be subject to import duties.
Orders typically ship out within 3 business days. Once your order has left our studio it should arrive within 5-9 business days for addresses within North America. International order transit times can range anywhere from 1-6 weeks. For more shipping information please visit this page.
We accept returns and exchanges within 14 days of delivery. Buyers are responsible for return shipping fees. For full return details please visit this page.
