Christmas Classy Box Available...Thursday November 12
New Women's t-shirts!!!
Your favourite inappropriate phrases just got a whole lot more wearable. Meet our new collection of women’s t-shirts, featuring a relaxed, boxy fit, 100% cotton fabric, and just the right amount of attitude. These tees are soft, comfortable, and roomy in all the right places. Each shirt features a screen-printed phrase for those who like their outfits cute, casual, and a little unhinged. Because sometimes your shirt should do the talking so you don't have to.
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New arrival
Nicer Than My Face Looks - Women's Boxy Tee
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New arrival
I Have No Idea What The Fuck I'm Doing - Women's Boxy Tee
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New arrival
Our Tits Will Not Be Calmed - Women's Boxy Tee
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I'm Just a Girl - Women's Boxy Tee
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For You Lazy Fuckers...
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Spooky Shit for Spooky Bitches
For the witches, weirdos, and Halloween lovers who think spooky season should be a year-round personality trait. Shop funny, creepy-cute gifts with just the right amount of chaos.
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Epic Gifts Under $20
Big laughs, little price tags. Shop funny, unique gifts under $20 that are perfect for coworkers, friends, stocking stuffers, or a little treat for yourself.
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Gifts for Overworked Nurses
Funny gifts for overworked nurses who are running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the rapidly disappearing remains of their patience.
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GIFTS FOR THE WORLD'S BEST TEACHER
Funny, thoughtful gifts for the teachers who deserve way more than an apple for putting up with everyone’s kids all year.
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GIFTS FOR COWORKERS
Shop our curated list of items that are sure to be a hit in the office
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GIFTS FOR YOUR BESTIE
Your bestie deserves the best. So we've selected some items that your bestie is sure to love.
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GIFTS FOR THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE
Men are so hard to shop for, so we've highlighted some items they will actually use.
Cosmetic Bags with Attitude
Keep your essentials organized with a cosmetic bag that's as functional as it is funny. Made from durable nylon with a premium gold zipper pull and an interior mesh pocket, each bag features a hilarious phrase guaranteed to get a laugh. Perfect for makeup, skincare, medications, travel essentials, or whatever chaos you're carrying around.
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Regular price $25.00Unit price
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Literal Perfection Cosmetic Bag
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Tiny Tote. Big Personality.
These ridiculously cute mini totes are made for carrying all your tiny little essentials — snacks, lip balm, meds, tampons, treats, or whatever other random shit you refuse to leave the house without. It's perfect for organizing your everyday essentials, toss it inside a larger bag, or giving as a hilariously tiny gift.
The only thing better than getting lost in a good book is getting lost in a really good puzzle.
Visit Our Flagship Store
Our Windsor, Nova Scotia storefront opened its doors in June 2024 and is the one and only Classy Cards retail location! It’s also the only place where you can shop our entire collection in person — from greeting cards and gifts to all the funny, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged things we’ve created over the years.
And apparently, we’re worth the road trip. We’ve had customers from across Canada, the U.S., and all over the world make a special stop in Windsor just to visit us.
If you’re ever in Nova Scotia, come say hi, have a laugh, and shop the full Classy Cards experience.