Sarcastic Bitch Pens
Time to start writing down all of your sarcastic thoughts instead of saying them out loud.
These pens are the fucking best to write with. The smooth black gel ink will make writing down your dry humour all the more enjoyable.
- 4.75' x 0.25"
- 0.5mm Fine Point, Black Gel Ink
- Soft touch barrel finish
Sarcastic Bitch Pens is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Pickup available at Classy Cards
Usually ready in 2-4 days
Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
Orders typically ship out within 3 business days. Once your order has left our studio it should arrive within 5-9 business days for addresses within North America.
International order transit times can range anywhere from 1-6 weeks. For more shipping information please visit this page.
Returns
Returns
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Please note that we do not issue refunds; all approved returns will be provided as store credit.
Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless Free Returns is added to the order at checkout. This optional, low-cost add-on covers return shipping should you need to send something back.
Sarcastic Bitch Pens is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.

