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Sarcastic Bitch Pens

Regular price $18.00

Time to start writing down all of your sarcastic thoughts instead of saying them out loud.

These pens are the fucking best to write with. The smooth black gel ink will make writing down your dry humour all the more enjoyable.

  • 4.75' x 0.25"
  • 0.5mm Fine Point, Black Gel Ink
  • Soft touch barrel finish

Pickup available at Classy Cards

Usually ready in 2-4 days

Delivery and Shipping

Orders typically ship out within 3 business days. Once your order has left our studio it should arrive within 5-9 business days for addresses within North America. 
International order transit times can range anywhere from 1-6 weeks. For more shipping information please visit this page. 

Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Please note that we do not issue refunds; all approved returns will be provided as store credit.

Customers are responsible for the cost of return shipping unless Free Returns is added to the order at checkout. This optional, low-cost add-on covers return shipping should you need to send something back.

We pre-pay duties and tariffs on all order to the US, so no suprise bills for you.

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Kaitlyn

I love these they are fun and the pen works great even for a lefty