{"product_id":"nicer-than-my-face-hoodie","title":"Nicer Than My Face Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor anyone who’s been told they look intimidating while literally just existing. This cozy brown hoodie features “I’m Nicer Than My Face Looks” embroidered on the chest and “But You Can Still Fuck Off” stitched on the sleeve for balance. Made with a soft premium-feel 60% cotton \/ 40% polyester blend, a relaxed unisex fit, and minimal shrinkage. Warm, comfortable, and slightly hostile — just how we like it. Check the size chart for sizing details.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric: \u003c\/strong\u003e60% Cotton, 40% Polyester\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit: \u003c\/strong\u003eUnisex - see size chart for reference, size chart is in inches. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e If you wish to exchange for a different size, you will be responsible for additional shipping fees. Please see returns \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/classycards.ca\/pages\/shipping-returns\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epolicy here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Classy Cards Creative","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46138870268100,"sku":"HOD007-XS","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46138870300868,"sku":"HOD007-S","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46138870333636,"sku":"HOD007-M","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46138870366404,"sku":"HOD007-L","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46138870399172,"sku":"HOD007-XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46138870431940,"sku":"HOD007-2XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46138870464708,"sku":"HOD007-3XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":46138870497476,"sku":"HOD007-4XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2233\/5205\/files\/2026-Classy-Cards-056.jpg?v=1778506110","url":"https:\/\/classycards.ca\/products\/nicer-than-my-face-hoodie","provider":"Classy Cards Creative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}