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Please see returns \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/classycards.ca\/pages\/shipping-returns\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epolicy here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Classy Cards Creative","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":44880379969732,"sku":"HOD003-XS","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":44880380002500,"sku":"HOD003-S","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44880380035268,"sku":"HOD003-M","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44880380068036,"sku":"HOD003-L","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44880380100804,"sku":"HOD003-XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44880380133572,"sku":"HOD003-2XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44880380166340,"sku":"HOD003-3XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":44880380199108,"sku":"HOD003-4XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2233\/5205\/files\/2025-Classy-Cards-133.jpg?v=1748277883"},{"product_id":"mouth-says-hoodie","title":"Mouth Says Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor people whose facial expressions have absolutely no customer service training. 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Please see returns \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/classycards.ca\/pages\/shipping-returns\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epolicy here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Classy Cards Creative","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":44880380625092,"sku":"HOD004-XS","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":44880380657860,"sku":"HOD004-S","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44880380690628,"sku":"HOD004-M","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44880380723396,"sku":"HOD004-L","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44880380756164,"sku":"HOD004-XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44880380788932,"sku":"HOD004-2XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44880380821700,"sku":"HOD004-3XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":44880380854468,"sku":"HOD004-4XL","price":80.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2233\/5205\/files\/2025-Classy-Cards-137.jpg?v=1748278004"},{"product_id":"what-in-the-actual-hoodie","title":"What in the Actual Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA hoodie inspired by the daily experience of existing. 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