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Perfect for makeup, skincare, medications, travel essentials, or whatever chaos you're carrying around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e8.5”\u003c\/span\u003e wide x 6\" tall x 3\" deep\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Classy Cards Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46230897066180,"sku":"COS001","price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2233\/5205\/files\/COS001-web.png?v=1781022003"},{"product_id":"meaner-than-face-cosmetic-bag","title":"Meaner Than Face Cosmetic Bag","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI'm meaner than my face looks... 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